{"id":73,"date":"2023-11-28T18:03:12","date_gmt":"2023-11-28T18:03:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laplanafaolor.org\/?p=73"},"modified":"2023-11-29T18:46:55","modified_gmt":"2023-11-29T18:46:55","slug":"estudies-o-vas-a-cullir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laplanafaolor.org\/index.php\/2023\/11\/28\/estudies-o-vas-a-cullir\/","title":{"rendered":"Tend\u00e8ncies: El Dictador de Quadrilla"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-contrast-color has-base-background-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-medium-font-size wp-elements-6f740ed15c7015fb764f4553c470e2c6\">Hem estudiat el futur del treball al camp fent servir un model d&#8217;Intel\u00b7lig\u00e8ncia Artificial ensinistrat amb tot el nostre &#8220;savoir faire&#8221; i coneixements sobre l&#8217;evoluci\u00f3 del concepte del collidor\u2026 i els resultats s\u00f3n sorprenents.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/laplanafaolor.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/dictador.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/laplanafaolor.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/dictador.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/laplanafaolor.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/dictador-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/laplanafaolor.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/dictador-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/laplanafaolor.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/dictador-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Hem introdu\u00eft, a una base de dades fet amb un quadern quadriculat, la nacionalitat de tots els treballadors del camp i els resultats a les eleccions dels \u00faltims 50 anys. Tot aix\u00f2 ho hem mesclat amb les recerques d&#8217;Onlyfans m\u00e9s recurrents a Castell\u00f3 i li hem restat 42.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No espereu un CEO, tampoco no voreu un CTO\u2026 no\u2026 La figura recurrent als pr\u00f2xims anys ser\u00e0 el Dictador de Quadrilla, un perfil absolutament totalitari que far\u00e0 anar als treballadors com cagall\u00f2 per s\u00e8quia i far\u00e0 que la colla puga assolir els KPI que li impose l&#8217;empresa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\">\n<p>&#8220;Sempre vaig vore Pinochet amb enveja, ara puc ser com ell&#8221;<\/p>\n<cite>Vicent, Cap de Cuadrilla.<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Com a que la majoria de camperols s\u00f3n, a dia de hui, gaireb\u00e9 tots d&#8217;origen afric\u00e0 o sud-americ\u00e0, l&#8217;IA ha previst que un tall marcial, uns modas absents i una viol\u00e8ncia inneces\u00e0ria ser\u00e1n la g\u00e8nesi del triomf empresarial i el resorgir de la taronja com a un b\u00e9 de consum diferencial.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tamb\u00e9 ha proposat canviar els noms a les cooperatives per nomenclatures sospitosament paregudes a camps de concentraci\u00f3 i emprar una lletra g\u00f2tica per les comunicacions, per\u00f2 no hem anat m\u00e9s enll\u00e0, que no volem acabar a Alcal\u00e0 Meco\u2026 almenys per ara.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Ni CEO, ni CMO ni CTO, motiva els teus treballadors amb un dictador i gaudeix dels resultats trimestrals.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":82,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":true,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,1,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laplanafaolor.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laplanafaolor.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laplanafaolor.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laplanafaolor.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laplanafaolor.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":25,"href":"https:\/\/laplanafaolor.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":178,"href":"https:\/\/laplanafaolor.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions\/178"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laplanafaolor.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/82"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laplanafaolor.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laplanafaolor.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laplanafaolor.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}